4 dumb things I do on the regular

In celebration of how much I've procrastinated after only being three days into the week...I decided to post all the other dumb things I do almost every day and DON'T KNOW WHY I STILL DO IT.

1. Procrastinate

Somehow I always manage to find some other thing to do to not do the one thing that I'm supposed to do. It's like I've got this army of elves in my head that keep blocking out my productive vibes and keep chanting "facebook.vine.twitter. facebook.vine.twitter. facebook.vine.twitter."

Like SRSLY??? Do I really need to check up on the world every two seconds?

2. Walk into a room and forget why I was there

This is probably the most common of all "relatable humor" jokes. Guy walks into room, puzzled look on face, "OH TARTER SAUCE" and then leaves only to remember what he had forgotten.

This doesn't diminish the truth. And it seems that the more I do it. The MORE I DO IT. What I mean is, I've already walked into to three rooms today and forgot why I was there. It was like Will Smith was hiding behind the corner with the flashy thing and was like "HAH!!! I GOT CHU!" (he probably also told us not to watch the sequels to MIB because they stink rotten hotdogs)

But the odds that I will, once again, walk into another room today and do the same thing, are quite high.

3. Get lonely

A case of the lonelies usually hits at about 2:45 pm. I'm not sure why but my day really isn't complete until I've successfully convinced myself that no one likes me and I should probably just turn into horse glue.

It's like a little part of my day that happens no matter if I've been talking to my friends 

me to myself

 It's not like I'm trying to be depressed or feel sorry for myself (though that's probs what it is). It just is like this quick moment of sadness and then someone texts me and I'm like so over it.

4. Think deeply about stupid things

I've mentioned time and time again that I'm a classic over-thinker....huh huh why do you think I have a blog LOLZ???

And of course there are some things that should be thought about deeply- like what I want to do with the rest of my life or how much I love my family.

But there are just somethings that are way too stupid to even waste a minute of a second of a space time continuum on.

Such as (and these are the deep thoughts that have ran through my head in the past, oh say, 100 hours of thinking time):

-Why "The Office" ended the way it did

-What I would look like if I was black

-If I'll be one of those cool moms when I have kids

-Why brownies with walnuts taste so much better than sans walnut brownies

- name of a restaurant if I opened one

-If I should reconsider my hair cleansing regimen

-Hangnails, where do they come from?

And that's only four things I do regularly...imagine what other dumb things I'm going to do irregularly.