10 reasons coffee is the best

1. It never says, "hey, I'll be your friend," and then ditch you for someone more interesting, like black tea.

2. It's always bitter in a comforting, "I'll bite your tongue...softy"sort of way.

3. It's always there for you.

4. Mornings would be a party poop without coffee.

5. Smells like it tastes. Unlike hotdog relish and earwax.



6. Helps with digestive *ahem* issues.

7. Makes your words sense make them words of the words.

8. Holding a mug of steamy goodness looks good with any outfit.

9. Makes sweet things sweeter. and like dude, I can't eat a donut unless I have coffee to mellow the sweetness.

10. Addiction reminds me to make it again real soon.